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posted 6 hours ago (® tracksoffire)

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

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posted 6 hours ago (® coepi)
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posted 6 hours ago (® tom-fucking-hiddleston)
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posted 7 hours ago (® emmagifs)
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
- No one, ever (via meggannn)
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posted 7 hours ago (® scoldylox)

I knew it!!!

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posted 8 hours ago (® heyfunniest)

dumtaxat:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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posted 8 hours ago (® puckermanfabray)

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself? 

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posted 8 hours ago (® tightinvocabulary)

8/50 → Ellen Page

8/50 → Ellen Page

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posted 8 hours ago (® missbones)

9/50 → Ellen Page

9/50 → Ellen Page

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posted 8 hours ago (® missbones)
monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god
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posted 10 hours ago (® shit-thatblows)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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posted 10 hours ago (® rubywhiterabbit)
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posted 10 hours ago (® sigueadelanteysefeliz)
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posted 11 hours ago (® fuckyeahenanoytarada)

mind-tardis:

17xinfinity:

minniethelastspazzbender:

hopeless-lullaby:

deepinsiide:

BEST FUCKING POST EVER

In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,

OH SOBS SOBBBBBSSSS

Inconsolable sobbing

This is so perfect I can’t even

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posted 12 hours ago (® thedisneyprincess)